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LeBron James Opens Mouth, Inserts Two Feet
DATELINE: HUMOR! LeBron James finds hypocrites everywhere except in the mirror. LeBron James called Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce a couple of hypocrites for being mean to Ray Allen after he left the...
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LeBron Ain’t Misbehaving with Rondo
DATELINE: LEBRON’S FOLLY LeBron James, superstar and king, blew up at his peon point guard and charged him like a bull. Whether Mario Chalmers waved a red flag or a white flag is unclear from the...
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Bill Russell Demolishes Lebron’s Stone Tablets
DATELINE: CARVING THE TURKEY A man already cast in bronze for his achievements during his lifetime dropped a ton of bricks on LeBron James during the All-Star game ceremonies. Yes, the man with nearly...
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Lebron James: Cartoon Mascot at Heart
DATELINE: TOON TOWN SHOCKER Move Over, Oscar (Robertson, that is) Word has come out of Toonville that the looniest cartoons are celebrating the sequel to 1996’s Citizen Kane of animation. Yes, we speak...
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Lebron in His Iron Mask
DATELINE: Unmasked Lebron’s new mask means to protect his broken proboscis. Designed by the production team that brought you the Lone Ranger, the mask appears to do its job like a Playtex bra. It...
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NBA Bans Lebron’s New Identity
DATELINE: Man without a Face Sincerely yours, Lebron The NBA has banned the mask of Dimitrios Lebron. The gutless NBA cannot stand anything original. For the basketball league, the chosen disguise of...
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NBA’s Silver Drops a Lode of Horse Manure
DATELINE: HUMOR! Leave it to new commissioner Adam Silver to find the silver lining—and it has something to do with the price of Silver. Silver is putting cheese on the Ritz—and the entire league. The...
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Lebron Cramps His Superstar Style
DATELINE: HUMOR We had retired our vituperation toward Lebron James some time ago, but we had a sudden relapse upon seeing the headlines. During the first game of the NBA Finals, Lebron suffered a...
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The Next Boston Celtics Banner is Hanging at the Ready
DATELINE: HUMOR Kevin Garnett’s Empty Home Go, Northeast, young men. Horace Greeley had it backwards. Horace Greedy wants all the money he can get. LeBron...
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Cleveland Makes Lemonade with the Big Lemon
DATELINE: HUMOR The Prodigal Son will return and garlands will be strewn in his path, even if he has to buy them himself. LeBron James will return to Cleveland to play for the Cavaliers. Not since...
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King James Never Met Royalty He Didn’t Like
DATELINE: Royal Pain in the Chamberpot Not since President Jimmy Carter kissed Jackie O at a public ceremony at the Kennedy Library has there been such a faux pas. She visibly blanched. King James...
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Tackled, Crushed, and Congratulated by LeBron James
DATELINE: HUMOR! LeBron James, a millionaire businessman and sometime basketball player, showed exuberance beyond the call of duty when a fan hooked a shot at halftime to win a contest in Miami. The...
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BigFoot LeBron Shuts Up Big Mouth Jason Terry
DATELINE: HUMOR! When Gigantopithecus of the NBA knocks down little Cro-Magnon man, you do not have a story. You have a confirmation of the character of LeBron James as one-man egomaniacal wrecking...
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LeBlob James Jams the NBA Publicity Machine
DATELINE: HUMOR! Crybaby LeBron has returned like the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. You cannot keep a perennial from blooming when the season comes around. After a season when the media has fallen...
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Tracking Down the Solitary Vote Against LeBron
DATELINE: HUMOR! Miami Heat fans are naturally incensed and hot under the collar because some unknown sports expert and insider chose to NOT vote for LeBron James as the MVP of 2012-13. This was...
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The Remarkable Mr. LeBron James
DATELINE: HUMOR! When superstars flop, the NBA turns a blind eye. LeBron James has help in building his legend of being an invincible superstar at the peak of his powers when the referees side with...
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Flopsy LeBron Plays Goliath on TV
DATELINE: HUMOR! LeBron James has met his match. Not since David went after Goliath has a big man found himself outmanned and undermanned. For the second time in the playoffs, little Nate...
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Hate the Heat?
DATELINE: HUMOR! If the NBA learned something during the recent playoff run, it was their handpicked messiah and team of latest legend, has a big wart where the public was supposed to lick. Yes,...
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Over Heated Pacer Uses 4-Letter Words to Describe LeBron
DATELINE: HUMOR! Cryin’ Jag Indiana Pacers’ tough guy Roy Hibbert had to suck up his toughness after his latest press conference. In his address to the media, he spread a light paprika over the...
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Roi Hibbert Meets King James
DATELINE: HUMOR! Not a week ago, we castigated and disparaged Roy Hibbert of the Pacers for his foul mouth and foul game. That was then; this is now. His Indiana Pacers took the overbearing Heat to...
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